17 sebab suami jd 'mental'!

1. Memperkecil suami dihadapan orang lain antara sedar dan tidak
walaupun ianya benar ie. "hubby i tu kan kan ..memancing ikan pun dia
tak tau.. bla bla bla "

2. Menganggu suami dengan menelefon dia terlampau selalu sangat dan
selalu dimasa yang salah. ie. "hello abang ada meeting ker tu, sorry la
cuma nak cakap..malam nih kita goreng taugeh dan tauhu cicah sos toamto
jer "

3. Terlalu suka mengemas rumah / mengalihkan barang sampai suami tak
jumpa barang-barang yang disimpan beliau..


4. Menyuruh suami agar membeli itu dan ini dalam perjalanan balik dari
opis sedangkan nak pergi pasar/supermarket cuma esok sahaja atau baru
semalam telah ke pasar.


5. Membuat temujanji dan aktiviti sosial tanpa mendapat persetujuan
suami terlebih dahulu ie. "i dah confirm malam Jumaat nih nak party
tupperware kat rumah cik minah,you tak ada program tahlil kat mana mana
kan ?? "

6. Bercakap/bersembang di telefon dengan kawan-kawan sewaktu malam
selepas 10 pm bilamana nak beristirehat dan ber...ber... .ie. " pot pet
pot pet pet .."

7. Menjemput tetamu atau sesiapa sahaja datang kerumah tanpa izin
suami. ie. "malam nih i jemput lina dan anum datang dinner rumah sebab
hubby dia orang outstation, ok kan "

8. Berpakaian kusut masai dengan t-shirt terkoyak dan kain batik lusuh
dan rambut tak terurus serupa langsuwer dan muka tak bermekap serupa
mayat dirumah... tapi cukup segak dan cun bila nak keluar rumah. ie.
"..oh baju-baju cantik tu cuma untuk ke kenduri kawin dan dinner jer,
kat rumah pakai coli koyak pun dah cukup seksi kan bang .."

9. Mengambil masa yang cukup lama bila bersiap macam pengantin bila nak
keluar kemana-mana dan membuatkan suami tertunggu dan terus tertidur.

10. Dengan sengaja atau tidak sengaja menyebelahi anak anak bila suami
sedang hot dengan budak budak tu..ie. "..eh biarlah budak budak tu pergi
ladies night, bukan nak tinggal rumah kawan dia tu seminggu.."

11. Mengganggu suami yang sedang tengah tengok tv. ie. "pasukan hijau
kuning tu sampai mati tak akan dapatkan Kaka, mari tolong saya potong
ayam nih.."

12. Asyik bercerita tentang diri sendiri tanpa memberi peluang pada
suami untuk bercerita jugak. ie. " u tau tak kat opis tadi, i rasa nak
massacre client tu u tau tak.. then lagi, waktu balik tadi nasib baik
opis boy tahan I ..then lagi tak tak ...then today.. then tadi.."


13. Membebel dan berleter tak renti-renti tentang hal-hal yang amat
kecil dan di ulang tayang semula tiap tiap hari. ie. " i dah kata jangan
kasi budak budak tu prepaid, kan sekarang dah ...bill bla bla bergayut
bla bla bla bla...ini semua salah you"

14. Memfitnah dan menuduh suami tanpa usul periksa. ie. " eh cik
abang,awak nih ada affair ke apsal sms beep beep beep tak henti henti
nih...GRO universiti mana pulak awak nak nih..."

15. Dengan sengaja atau tidak, gagal memasak masakan yang suami nak
makan.. ie. "..apsal u tak cakap tadi kata u nak makan gulai kari dan
rojak pasembor...i dah masak pai daging dan spaghetti kambing .."

16. Meminjamkan harta-benda suami pada orang lain tanpa kebenaran.
ie."..adik u datang tadi nak pinjam berus gigi, sebab dia punya dah
rosak.."

DAN AKHIR SEKALI

17. Sengaja melengahkan untuk masuk tidur tanpa sebab-sebab yang
munasabah di malam Jumaat. ie. "..you tidurlah dulu, i nak habiskan
tengok drama susuk nih dulu then nak masak nasi lemak siap siap untuk
breakfast dan nak masukkan pakaian dalam laundry then kemudian nak kacau
dodol....."

things girls don't notice:)

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about...

2) Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they aren't with u

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( :

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking . And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him............You don't need to give advice

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!!!

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you

11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back,he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something

12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that

13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know some thing's up.

15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something

16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them

17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day

18)No guys cant handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it

19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them

20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would beg you to come back into his life Everything said in this bulletin is TRUE